// Chloe // 18 //
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
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A lot of people thought the Arctic Monkeys were a fad, and the band themselves told us not to believe the hype. So imagine the surprise you’d spring on the 2006 doubters, if you declared this: the Arctics’ fifth album is not just as good as their first, it ensures they’re a band that will go down in history as one of the finest from our fair shores.
The man at the centre of it all, Alexander David Turner, is a fitting lead character for such a tale; a shy outsider of a teen turned glamorous rockstar, but still the very same man who’s always been motivated to get out of bed (or into bed, as ‘AM’ suggests) by the poetry of what goes on around him. He’s a prolific force completely unparalleled by anyone else his age, and if I was a 14-year-old getting into music in 2013, Arctic Monkeys would (still) be the band to capture my imagination.
what the fuck is this
where do these white dads come from
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap
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Tibi SS 15
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Retired city bus converted into tiny living space
Two women with creative imaginations transform a junked bus into a unique mobile home.
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